1. The Pen Borrowers
They are always in the bank, common pen they won't have. These people are very dangerous, once you borrow them the pen, you may find it difficult to identify them. At a bank in Nigeria, once someone ask you "may I have your pen?" Believe me, that is the last time you will see that pen (except if you're lucky).
2. The "I dey your Back" Team
Immediately dey enter the bank, even before taking the slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and you hear them saying... I'm at your back. If care is not taken, about 8 people can tell you "I dey your back" then at the end of the day they cause confusion (na me dey him back! I don tell am I was here before you blah blah blah)
3. The No Protocol Team
This kind of people don't obey the 1st come, 1st serve slogan! They are mouthed in the bank! Immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager, he asks them to sit down and within 5 minutes they've completed their transactions while you still dey there dey look like mumu for queue.
4. The Bank Door Rejectees
These people will always have a problem with the bank door, then you see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting "please go back". My friend next time come to bank naked Biko, e go allow you in.
5. The slip Wasters
These kind of people can waste slip for Nigerian Banks! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip like say na JAMB questions. You see them cancelling, tearing, squeezing and take another one. To write common 3,780 Naira in words na Gobe! Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario...Chai !!!
6. The People From Another Planet
These people usually behave like them no dey this world since 2 years! They will always be asking for today's date, even after telling them the correct date, they will still ask someone else again. I tire for these people oooooo..
ABEG WHICH CATEGORY YOU FALL INSIDE?
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